Oh great, she invited her family!
I'm Vlad to see you!
WHAT EVERY MAN FEARS #3285:"Oh, crap - my exes met and actually LIKE each other!!!!" You know, you're nowhere near as sltty as Joe said you were! Thank you! You're not the evil, castrating btch he described you as, either!
Annie get your vibrator.
Look at that funny cloud... it's shaped just like a mushroom!
After his pedagogue told him that the Earth was as a soap bublle in the cosmos, young Marcus developed a severe anxiety disorder.
Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.
WENCHCRAFT. THE TIPS ARE BETTER THAN IN WITCHCRAFT.
It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
METROSEXUAL this is not it.
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
Are you TRYING to offend me? This is a WHITE baby ....5 grand MINIMUM!
One TV, 5 channels and there was always something good on