All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Reginald! Time to spray the garden for wood nymphs again.
Is this P.F. Changs?...We're supposed to put this out front.
"Show us your bosoms, m'lady! Bosoms aplenty!" "Did somebody say BOSOMS?"
Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!
FACEPALM OF DEATH because, yes, you are that pathetic!
You will eat Frosted Flakes, and tell everyone they are great, OR ELSE!
Your really getting on my nerves! "You're!" It's "You're"! Grammar Nazis always gotta ruin the party.
Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!
SNUGGIE DUCK takes requests
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
"Benjamin Franklin Discovers the New World" History courtesy of Jimmy Abel, who is in the 4th Grade at Westside Elementary and who will have the pleasure of being in the 4th grade again next year.
Bedsheets the illusionist's tool-of-trade for centuries. I am invisible!