I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!
Ugh, hold on. Lemme retweet this idiot...
After his pedagogue told him that the Earth was as a soap bublle in the cosmos, young Marcus developed a severe anxiety disorder.
Someday I'm going to bulldoze all this land and put up a casino. Young Donny Trump had ideas, big ideas.
HELP! SAVE ME! I'm trapped inside Barbie's Dream Bus!
So long, and thanks for all the breast milk!
wait here while i spend all the money
LOG PULLING the favorite past time of many handsome boys
THAT ONE IS UNDERSIZED THROW HIM BACK
WORKOUT BUDDIES slack-t*ts and high-pants were the best of friends until they heard their nicknames for each other, and then things got awkward.
Martians attack capture enemy base
I'd better remember her name before she wakes up.
When Mormons discovered space travel.