It's condensed, like my emotions.
Due to fuel constraints, early rocket ships limited their missions to the suburbs.
Come fetch the stick. Who's a goood sharkie? Playing with your pet forms lasting bonds, is good exercise and is just pain fun.
My Love, my Darling I want to kiss you hard right now...but you've got a bat hanging out of the cave.
BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
Bella, keep my heart safe, I've left it with you. And as they both... STFU please, kill me.
Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.
This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?
You've been gone in the Crusades a long time. I should warn you. Mama got fat. And remarried. And rich. And hired someone to kill you. And we no longer bear your name. But...WELCOME HOME, DADDY!
You know I control your allowance?
FOR THE MAN WITH NO LEGS BELOW HIS KNEES
Here we go, Madam, The Ministry of Silly Walks.