Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
BE CAREFUL THAZ MAH BESTEST MOUSE
Is your name really Steve? You sound Indian!
I got some popsicles in my basement if you all wanna come inside...
Well at least they didn't put the Coldplay album cover on here and try to call it historic...OH WAIT...
We see here the damage from excessive fapping.
This is called "The Brown Note"
Man, they were right! All I had to do was switch the potato to the FRONT of my pants!!
We're investigating the theft of six cheezburgers. What's in your white sack? Open it now.
How inhuman! They're taking me to the kitchen!
The cherubs were an impressive touch...until King Fluffy's natural instincts tragically kicked in.
The Nazis couldn't quite figure out why their mermaid aquariums never worked.
Nude chicks flying babies swans shields paintings peacock feathers pitchfork best year sale haul ever!
You will eat Frosted Flakes, and tell everyone they are great, OR ELSE!
TIME TO NUKE THE FRIDGE.