I told you Columbus The world ends there
HOLIDAY ROMANCES RARELY SURVIVE THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY
Wake up in the morning feeling like DaVinci
Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.
What do you think this is for? A carton of cigarettes? How sexy does a box of raisins need to be?
That specialty catalog is fabulous...I can't believe they had my size.
Wish I'd brought my musket with me now. I have a feeling "parr-rum-pa-pum-pum" just isn't going to cut it!
You seem to have a bad case of LOL...
After Highlights, Goofus and Gallant get jobs at the same company
Glass Ceilings were first cleaned before they were broken
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
I WOULD PAY SOME HEED BUT I'M ALL OUT
KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.
Stick pins in the doll in the heart and groin and drop in an urn full of water to insure the quick demise of an unfaithful husband.