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You trap, you spray, you keep a clean house and yet, they still get in somehow

Maybe there is hope, it was a lighter in his pocket

Uh oh, better be quiet. Dad will kill me if he see's me out here without my space suit.

Oh, merciful Lord -- I forgot to pay the candle bill!

BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...

A POX ON YE, BILLIE JEAN! Must you persist in your claim that I am the one? The child bears no similarity to me, he is not my son!

Drive it like you stole it, Sanjay!

I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover you for barbarians

Wake me up before you gogh gogh

This is the last time I forget the pug spray!

"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"