You trap, you spray, you keep a clean house and yet, they still get in somehow
Maybe there is hope, it was a lighter in his pocket
Uh oh, better be quiet. Dad will kill me if he see's me out here without my space suit.
Oh, merciful Lord -- I forgot to pay the candle bill!
BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
A POX ON YE, BILLIE JEAN! Must you persist in your claim that I am the one? The child bears no similarity to me, he is not my son!
Drive it like you stole it, Sanjay!
I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover you for barbarians
Wake me up before you gogh gogh
This is the last time I forget the pug spray!
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"