Tell me again what kind of mushrooms those were.
Whoa! Nice Tuffet!
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
It seems Richard has de-friended me
In Tsarist Russia globe invades you
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.
Why did I tweet those nude pics? If mom & dad find out, I'll be grounded for life!
I really do enjoy a game of pocket billiards
Angel-Brand Arrowheads - show your enemies once and for all just who's side God is really on!
vice president of sinister gestures vice president of designer telephones vice president of being your dad vice president of writing a novel on company time
My son went to the Spice Islands and all I got was this lousy pepper-mill.
Damn you Terry Gilliam!