And another thing, you never want to take me to the ocean and you know I love the ocean.
Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."
Lucas, I am thy father. Naay!
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
My son went to the Spice Islands and all I got was this lousy pepper-mill.
Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
although i think youre very pretty and well spoken miss my dog seems to have his eye on one of the other contestants
everyday i'm shufflin
NAY, HE IS INCAPABLE OF DECIPHERING MY GAMBLING VISAGE.
And THIS is for using my AXE Body Wash!! THIS is for using my OLD SPICE!
On this day in 1692, Sarah Goode, Sarah Osborne and Tituba are arrested for the supposed practice of witchcraft in Salem, Mass.
Sigh, going home alone again tonight