art

Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.

What? Of course I'm listening, dear. This is my listening face.

Later in Life, Alice started the "Wonderland Couples Therapy Center". A..and he's always MOCKING me!!! Oh GIVE IT A REST, Murray! You're the MOCK TURTLE! What the hell am I SUPPOSED to say?!

I REMEMBER WHEN LOL meant little old lady.

She's Had A lot of Work.

So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

You don't need a gun to get me to strip, Clyde... The two hundred bucks will be quite sufficient.

I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis

Your home is blocking my dog's running path It will have to be destroyed.

Early fine arts college...not much has changed.

although i think youre very pretty and well spoken miss my dog seems to have his eye on one of the other contestants

EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies

Ohhh...It's those pesky door to door salesmen again. Hans tell them we don't need anymore magazine subscriptions.