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Chaaange? Leave me alone, I don't have any change!

Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles

Cuz this is Thriller!

Oh Sh-t Mother-in-law

That's not how you roll a joint. Shut up. I know how to roll a joint.

Next year we do Christmas at your house.

Fluffy's family tree had quite a few famous branches

You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.

Dry clean only?

Catch!

And my final rose goes to...

Wait, you mean Salvidor Dali actually made a painting of a woman that was flattering? Was he high?

My boyfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, he's not exactly my boyfriend yet.