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After Highlights, Goofus and Gallant get jobs at the same company

if you dont clean your ears satan will

We will, we will, rock you.

shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm

Wouldn't you rather I took dictation?

To her father's chagrin, Denise Cthulhu decided on a career as a dance hall girl.

ROBESPIERRE: There's nothing like putting on the bunny slippers after a long day of beheadings.

Flatulus knew he overdid the deviled eggs.

Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.

I'm still a little confused on the Feng Shui... OF HAVING OUR BED IN THE BATHROOM.

Let me play for you the song of my people. Don't worry it's only a short one.

Relax! Nobody looks good in their driver's license portrait!

How can I take him seriously... I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SOCKS!