....and just to make sure you don't double-cross us, we're gonna be followin' you on Twitter !!
Oh, Thomas, it's lovely. It'll be just like living in an idealized 1950s that never existed but we insist the Country return to.
HE THINKS SHE'LL NEVER TASTE THE DIFFERENCE but a true Pepsi lover can always tell when it's Coke.
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
Tourists came from all around to take pictures when the bimbos were in bloom.
Some men are the Filet Mignon of employees. Then there's Sloppy Joe.
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
Planking: You're Doing It Wrong ....
OH NO! Not the prequel to Twilight!
WE'VE DONE IT!! WE'VE FOUND THE ISLAND OF NYMPHOMANIACS AFRAID OF LONG TERM COMMITMENT!!