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I don't know who he is. He's been blocking the alley with that stupid easel for hours.

I told you to PUT THE SEAT BACK DOWN !

To obtain acorns: whack asparagus with bacon

The Fashion Critics are brutal at this runway show.

As they gaze upon us propelling these devices in a distinctly undulating fashion, one may surely ascertain the animosity that may be generated in the breast of the viewer.

CREEPY OLD GUY every town has one.

Before the devil went down to Georgia...he played a few other gigs

Please excuse me It's my automatic reaction to Election Promises

BLAST! The picnic is ruined. Quickly, put the lid on the raspberry jam! PUT THE LID ON THE RASPBERRY JAM!! OH LORD IT'S ATTRACTING MORE OF THEM!!! BLAST IT ALL!!

I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.

HE THINKS SHE'LL NEVER TASTE THE DIFFERENCE but a true Pepsi lover can always tell when it's Coke.