When Ophelia woke up, the cherubs were gone... ...and so was her kidney
Drop the vase
Just because you saved me from the snakes on the towel doesn't mean I trust the one in your trousers!
So long, and thanks for all the breast milk!
MEANWHILE, in Florida...
This club better be worth it!
Reginald Witherspoon III was an expert in Vulcan gang signs
I found it on eBay It produces a feeling of euphoria... and hallucinations...
I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis
So gentlemen, I say to you: raise your hand in air like you just don't care. But clearly, sir, raising BOTH hands would convey that more effectively, no?