On March 13, 1781, the German-born English astronomer William Hershel discovers Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. Herschel's discovery of a new planet was the first to be made in modern times, and also the first to be made by use of a telescope, which allowed Herschel to distinguish Uranus as a planet, not a star, as previous astronomers believed.
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Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
MY CHAMBER IS NEARBY CARE TO JOIN ME IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS?
YEP...YOU'VE BEEN BROWNNOSING AGAIN!
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Emma could only reach orgasm with the help of a rotary wankle engine, a turbo steam thrashing machine, a highspeed, automatic atmospheric balloon and an aerial locomotive driven straight at her tits. Her sex life (she freely admitted) was becoming increas
