Chaaange? Leave me alone, I don't have any change!
Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles
Cuz this is Thriller!
Oh Sh-t Mother-in-law
That's not how you roll a joint. Shut up. I know how to roll a joint.
Next year we do Christmas at your house.
Fluffy's family tree had quite a few famous branches
You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.
Dry clean only?
And my final rose goes to...
Wait, you mean Salvidor Dali actually made a painting of a woman that was flattering? Was he high?
My boyfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, he's not exactly my boyfriend yet.