The experiment with visionally impaired lumberjacks went horrilbly wrong.
...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.
Come now, it wasn't that bad. Mother, if you continue insisting that my suitors dine upon your cooking, I shall never marry.
B-Bring it! You old Savings & Loan.
No! Not until I see you take your birth control pill! Okay, okay! Put the gun down, Paul!
And to this day, those boys have never been seen again.