My grandkid says he loves Radio Head, but I just don't get it.
Oh please, Darling? Can't I just back it out of the driveway?
Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.
'tis as the wench sayeth: sunday doth come afterwards
thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field
TIME TO CHECK MY FACEBOOK lol
Feels like someone tried them on and stretched them. I thought we were the same size.
You cannot get on an Airplane if you have shampoo and Toothpaste! When will you people learn!
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
I hate getting hand-me-downs from my sister.