Come now, it wasn't that bad. Mother, if you continue insisting that my suitors dine upon your cooking, I shall never marry.
Of course we look down on people who still live in log cabins.
Robot Banditos the villagers f*ed
Tonight on TVLand: the original, never-before-aired pilot for Mister Ed
Reason #23 to be afraid of clowns.
The homeowners association has passed sentence.
a fleshlight sometimes is not enough
Why, of course I'm hungry. But would you say you're, "Hungry, Hungry?"
B*TCHES drive me insane with all their whinings.
The "dive bar" unfortunately did not live up to Ellen's expectations.
Mommy are these for the mean boys I was playing games with? Heavens no, these are for the nice boys who thought I was your older sister.