He doesn't suspect a thing! She doesn't suspect a thing!
Here you go Billy, your nightmare fuel.
See, the Gulf Beaches are prefectly safe. You just have to stay back 200 yards from the water. Oh Billy, you British Petroleum guys think of everything!
Just think, if we had a nickel we could listen to music instead of humming to ourselves.
THE NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY RULE works every time
Hey Martha, phone's ringing. Yeah and my head's ringing from that Vodka last night. Your point?
Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."
SKELETON SECURITY because guard dogs are too mainstream
Shhh! Let's all pretend Brad hasn't got a lampshade on his head.
That was my York Peppermint Patty!
Vasectomies... not much has changed