Petty Officer Jackson decides to surprise his wife with a non-traditional souvenir.

VINYL FETISH You're doing it wrong. But I just can't be mad at you.

But we don't have any money! It's okay. I'm going to caw collect.

Olden time Facebook when you had to visit friends and leave notes

All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Come now, it wasn't that bad. Mother, if you continue insisting that my suitors dine upon your cooking, I shall never marry.

YOU ONLY WANT TO STEAL THE SECRET OF MY MUTANT FLOWERS!

I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis