Playith him off Harpsichord Duck

REST IN PEACE now let's eat.

"It was a dark and super-stormy night!"

Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!

dat ass since the dawn of time, my friends since the dawn of time

Congratulations! You're going to be a Father!

If thou DOST knock it down, I pledge to tear thee a new one.

You got to know when to hold 'em, Master Rogers... But now might be a good time to fold 'em...

Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!