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As the years wore on, Juliet was beginning to think Romeo might have stood her up.

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She rendered me incapable of vision with her method of hypotheses subjected to rigorous testing! And gave thee a non-passing grade in the Life Sciences...

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Are these the skeletons in your closet, that Mommy was talking about?

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children should be seen and not heard ugly children if allowed to live should be masked

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THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU DROP MY FINE CHINA ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR!

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Wow. Through the ceiling on the first try!

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Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."