Luckily Mary had a TLC show to support her family.

Hey Frances! Be a pet and come get me a cold beer! Hmph! Some vacation this is! He's using the ice chest to prop his fee on!

On March 9, 1916, Germany declared war on Portugal, who earlier that year honored its alliance with Great Britain by seizing German ships anchored in Lisbon's harbor.

When World War I began in 1914, Portugal was a fledgling democratic republic, and newly elected president Manuel JosÉ de Arriaga was anxious about the security of Portugal's colonial holdings in Angola and Mozambique but desperate to remain neutral in the war.

In order to secure international support for its authority in Af

I don't always destroy villages... but before I do, I like to start off with a good breakfast.

You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.

The choice is obvious! Also, the book is cheap AND a sure thing. Case closed.

Oh How Embarrassing! I Thought You Said "Show Me Your Shooters"!

Indeed you are correct, sir. It truly is a magnificent johnson.

Alas, if Lord Grenley and I had used a little Trojan then, we wouldn't have to feed the little Trojan now