We'll be sad when you die but we already have your replacement to help us get over it.

OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!

Honey, I think we lost the dogs in that turbulence...

Alright, made it in time for the game! Honey can you get me a beer while you are up? Thanks!

I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.

Some of my contents have settled during shipping

Uh oh, better be quiet. Dad will kill me if he see's me out here without my space suit.

Boyfriend wanted a little head so i gave him one

Gallileo problem, pope?