There's my Deathy-poo! You know, he was the cutest little baby! Here, I have pictures!
BE VEWY VEWY QUIET, I'M HUNTING PARTRIDGES FAMILIES
Just one more cup and I should be able to deal with those horrible skidmarks!
'Come hither' eyes and bench seats a winning combination.
And of course, as soon as Noah released all the animals, carnage ensued
PENIS ENVY began the day Adam watched Eve play with the big snake
FIRST ROLLER COASTER so close yet so very, very far
Inside the brain of a reality-tv show producer.