Pimp My Ride circa 1950

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

On this day in 1732, George Washington is born in Westmoreland County, Virginia, the second son from the second marriage of a colonial plantation owner.

An initially loyal British subject, Washington eventually led the Continental Army in the American Revolution and became known as the father of the United States.

Alright, made it in time for the game! Honey can you get me a beer while you are up? Thanks!

I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.

All I wanted was some ice for my drink.

This is not a toy.

DJ OLD SCHOOL 2 turntables and a microfiche

Best Little Dog House In Texas!

No. I do. I think your baby is adorable. I'm just concerned about what might happen if you get it wet or let it eat after midnight.

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