SEXTING IN THE 1950'S

Tag! Now YOU are it! No! You missed!

ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....

And finally...1 quart of goat urine. And there you have it: Dr. Pepper

Can you hear this, or shall I turn it up?

I'm on the Gin & Tonic Diet. So far I have lost 2 days.

Oh Fred,you're good for giggles but I've got all the friends I need right here.

Rejected TV Show Ideas: WWF RAW (Wacky Wrestling Felines)

Running out on me in the middle of the night is bad enough but stealing my blanket while you're at it?!