The Women's Restroom. It's very serious business.
Miss Emma's flapjacks were known far and wide for their generous proportions, but some thought that $1 for a short stack was a bit much.
no worries bro it's just a flesh wound
See, honey. Girls aren't scary. You can put the gun down now. No. No, I think I'll keep it.
Getting a LOL trophy used to be a much bigger deal.
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
Snape kills Dumbledore. Now go fill my damn food bowl.
Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.
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Yes Harold I'm taking your wings, you should know better than throwing rotten eggs at the gentry from above.
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