12 April 1485 Opening day at the Spanish Inquisition amusement park

I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian

Nabisco hoped to capitalize upon the success of the cookie. Unfortunately, the Oreo clothing line met with less than favorable reviews.

STARTER HOMES ARE FOR WUSSIES

Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...

LOL How do I housewife?

Before the invention of infomercials, Billy Mays pitched his products door-to-door.

INVENTION OF THE HOT TUB early models had a few bugs to work out.

Whatever happens in the cornfield stays in the cornfield. Please: pay no attention to the Zuccchini

Incoming message from Hogwarts, Sir Looks important