Who doesn't love baby carrots?

The first time they brought out Granny's photo album was also the last.

Wicky Wicky Wicky Old Skool

After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.

Yup, I'd board that too.

YOU HAD ME AT "HELP."

Jack and Jill went up the hill.... Jill got the inheritance!

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