you left the toilet seat up

I cannot tell a lie...I did it for the lulz.

Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.

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Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.

Mr. Furley! This is NOT what it looks like!

Oh wow! I know a certain little elf who is sleeping with me tonight.

Rock Paper Scissors Gor unfortunately chose scissors