Via BoingBoing
$1000 ???you're kiddingI don't want to buy it!I just want to rent it for an hour!
Never be the first to fall asleep at a party.
By Unknown
What did you say was in this pipe again, Tommy?
Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's - It's my teenage daughter sneaking out of the house again!
Some men are the Filet Mignon of employees. Then there's Sloppy Joe.
By b00b
FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST
Then they kiss, and live happily ever after. Earth is weird!
