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When paw plows the south forty, He PLOWS the south forty.

Separation of church and state? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Please excuse me It's my automatic reaction to Election Promises

When you're russian for a drink there's no time for stalin.

The mystery wasn't that Squadron 16had been lost in the Bermuda Triangle, but why they hadn't been lost MUCH sooner.

Do not pass Go

I got the job at SONIC!

Too bad nobody likes you enough to come.

On this day in 1827, a group of masked and costumed students dance through the streets of New Orleans, Louisiana, marking the beginning of the city's famous Mardi Gras celebrations.