If you're here for the position of Vestal Virgin, he just filled it. But we have a couple of openings for harlot.

Okay guys lets do this! LEEEEROY JEEENKINS!!!

Oh great...get involved in one plot to kill Caesar and nobody wants to sit with you anymore.

"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!

To star press any key. Where's the any key?

BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...