FORGET THE BRITISH-THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!

OMG! Kramer, I'm gonna kill you! I sent that card to hundreds of people! My parents, my boss, my 10 year old nephew!

It's simple, just tear it open, place it on top and unroll it all the way down.

Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.

pooped the bed

JEALOUSY it starts early.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.

Slumlords only show up when the rent is due

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!