Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.

It's thou, not thowe... For Christ's sake, don't you have anything better to do?

You wanna know somethin'? Ya mess with the wrong kid... you get buried in the sandbox.

I hate getting hand-me-downs from my sister.

Facebook Wall The early years

Unfortunately Gulliver's laser pointer was too small to distract the cat.

Boyfriend wanted a little head so i gave him one