Rock Paper Scissors Gor unfortunately chose scissors

I really do feel bad Hannah, but you know better than to invite a rodent to our tea parties. I suppose. But it's just plain rude to eat a guest. Sweetie, he didn't mean to.

Whoa! Hold it right there, ladies! This is a MUD WRESTLING MATCH! Now, while you women are slippin' into your thongs, I'll have my men round up all the mud ya need!

SOMEONE is overcompensating...

It's Betty Page...Of course she can handle two peckers!

Sue couldn't resist buns of steel...

8 miles an hour not fast enough for ya?? JERK!

Won't you let me be....your Pedo-Bear!

GET A LOAD OF THIS. We can point and pretend not to look, at the same time.

Police said the gal's name was Tonya Harding.