I'm dreading the day when I have to explain to my children what a LOLcat was.
$1000 ???you're kiddingI don't want to buy it!I just want to rent it for an hour!
Never be the first to fall asleep at a party.
What did you say was in this pipe again, Tommy?
Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's - It's my teenage daughter sneaking out of the house again!
Some men are the Filet Mignon of employees. Then there's Sloppy Joe.
FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST
Then they kiss, and live happily ever after. Earth is weird!