Hopefully, this will last me for at least half an hour

No fair! No fair! Two on one no fair!

If you think this is disgusting You should've seen what I did to the bottom half

After their argument, George knew he should have stormed out the door... but he'd be damned if he was going back in there while she was still home.

Is this Jesus-y enough?

ABSINTHE makes the...whoa...

BACON.NATURE'S HEROIN.

Your home is blocking my dog's running path It will have to be destroyed.