I got my first real 6 string it was the summer of '39

Back in the OldenDays, you could always tell the ladies who attended Finishing School by the way they handled improper advances.

Whatever you do, DON'T TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!

The air must be getting thin, Smith is playing his shovel again.

I'm telling you we simply cannot make the print any smaller.

I guess old John Hancock will just have to stop being such a big show-off.

MOM!?!

Man Cave Deluxe by Romco

Thanks Darlene - that's terrific! Now can you draw me some underwear, too? I gotta hot date tonight!