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HOPES AND DREAMS successfully washed out of your life

Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!

Now I forget was it uphill or downhill that they can't run??

If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!

It's condensed, like my emotions.

Found the problem. There is a train stuck in the tire.

On this day in history in Russia, the February Revolution (known as such because of Russia's use of the Julian calendar) begins on this day in 1917, when riots and strikes over the scarcity of food erupt in Petrograd (now St. Petersburg).

Demonstrators clamoring for bread took to the streets of the Russian capital of Petrograd. Supported by 90,000 men and women on strike, the protesters clashed with police, refusing to leave the streets.

Three days after the riots began and Russian army tr

I'll never get up enough nerve to take off this coat and show them my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.