Former Rockette

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Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.

The Problem With Vintage

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The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...

The Flower Girl Conspiracy

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Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.

Wedding Day Diva

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Yikes! Let's leave the bad karaoke for four hours into the reception when everybody's had a few, shall we?

The Pain Train

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The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.

Your Worst Wedding Fears Realized

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No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.

Let's Build Something Great

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I'll love you forever and always... as long as you promise to never be under my bare feet. Because stepping on Legos is undeniably the most painful experience I've ever known.