Groomsmen Got Talent

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Although I must say, if you're gonna use the Rocky theme as an intro, I expect to see blood. And maybe some Soviets. OK just blood.

Parental Caution: Explicit Lyrics

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When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

Dropping My Drink Like Yeah

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Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.

Bryant Park Proposal

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Flash mob proposals are getting common to the point that I'm disappointed when I'm in a mall or a park and one doesn't happen.

Between the Sobs

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This bride-to-be has got to be one of the best emoters I've ever seen. Even her crying into a hot mic was somehow (painfully) adorable.

The Far-Off Lonely Wail

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Don't mind the lonely ambulance driver, he's just going to pass by a few times, lamenting the sweet, sweet despair that is love. His siren is like a sigh that pleads to Venus to release him from the misery of longing for the one that got away. No, really, carry on with your merrymaking.

Ceremonial Hack and Slash

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Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.