Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

What Will They Think of Next?

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Dogs getting married in traditional Peruvian attire? Now I've seen everything! Seriously, the world has completely run out of wonder. Such a profound feeling of accomplishment.

Just Pretty: Hats vs. Umbrellas in Seattle

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Love love love a well-done, not overly-schmaltzy wedding video. And this one just so happens to be filmed in my favoritest of cities, Seattle!

Risky Business

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You see guys, the Risky Business dance scene only works if you take your pants off first!

Mayhem Chairs

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Sometimes the morning after is more interesting that the reception. GO BLUE GUY!