Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.
The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...
Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.
Yikes! Let's leave the bad karaoke for four hours into the reception when everybody's had a few, shall we?
The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.
I'll love you forever and always... as long as you promise to never be under my bare feet. Because stepping on Legos is undeniably the most painful experience I've ever known.