Calm Down There, Buddy

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Hey, it's good to be excited for your best friend's big moment. Just try not to break anything.

Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Giant Question

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New York Giants' player Greg Jones won the Superbowl and our hearts on Sunday night! The linebacker rode the momentum of his team's victory over the New England Patriots to propose to his girlfriend Mandy right on the field. He might be a defensive player but, TOUCHDOOOOWWWNNN!!

Leeeeet's Get Ready to Marry!

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Prolific Chicago Bulls announcer Ray Clay lends his golden voice to a wedding party!

Proud Marry

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Tina Turner herself would stand up and applaud.