Tie some tin cans to that sweet ride.
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Check out this silent newsreel footage of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother! It's silent so you can watch it at work! (BTW, the hip internet acronym for that is SSYCWIAW!)
Sometimes the morning after is more interesting that the reception. GO BLUE GUY!
Although I must say, if you're gonna use the Rocky theme as an intro, I expect to see blood. And maybe some Soviets. OK just blood.