You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
Ahhh, my home city of Seattle! We have rain, Starbucks, more hipsters than Brooklyn, and yes! You can marry a building! In fact, buildings have genders!
Oh yeah, we also have desperate attention-seekers too. So...we're actually a just like everywhere else.
The Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church in Alabama voted to ban interracial marriages and refuse to allow a parishioner to attend services along with her fiance, who is originally from Zimbabwe.
Do couples also have to attend by horse-drawn carriage? Talk about living in the past.