Sometimes the internet is used for evil. Spamming, arguing, unnecessary crossover fanfiction writing... the list goes on. Ok, I'm just gonna come out and say that really, most of the internet is evil. However, every once in a while it wipes the Cheetoh crumbs off its chest, pulls itself together, and makes something wonderful. This cute proposal is one of those rare moments. Skip to 4:26 to see the interwebs for once mobilized in the name of good, not evil.
The Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church in Alabama voted to ban interracial marriages and refuse to allow a parishioner to attend services along with her fiance, who is originally from Zimbabwe.
Do couples also have to attend by horse-drawn carriage? Talk about living in the past.
Don't mind the lonely ambulance driver, he's just going to pass by a few times, lamenting the sweet, sweet despair that is love. His siren is like a sigh that pleads to Venus to release him from the misery of longing for the one that got away. No, really, carry on with your merrymaking.