FACT: She will not remember this happened 30 seconds from now.
Music peaked in the 80s. THERE, I SAID IT.
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Lady, save the sexting for the wedding night!
...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.