I'll love you forever and always... as long as you promise to never be under my bare feet. Because stepping on Legos is undeniably the most painful experience I've ever known.
Bridalplasty is a reality show in which brides-to-be compete to get the plastic surgery they want before their wedding day.
Which is a nice way of putting it, really. It's more like "women with tragically low self-esteem publicly humiliate themselves to win surgical procedures they've been shamed into thinking they need." Sounds like fun viewing!