Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.
Wait, what do you mean "swingers" means something other than "swing-dancers?"
Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.
Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.
Hey, it's a proposal at a Foster The People concert! Who are Foster the People? They sing that one song. You know, the one that's about school shootings but nobody knows it because nobody listens to lyrics?
People say a successful marriage is hard, but I'm gonna be unpopular here and say that finishing the New York City Marathon is harder. I mean, how many lazy people are married? Tons!