Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.
At the end of this I half expected them to both slurp up the same long spaghetti string while the waiters sang "Bella Noche," à la "Lady and the Tramp."
Surprise! You're getting married today!
Oh great, all these cheery flashmobbers are getting in the way of my usual morning subway commute nap. BOOOO!