Remember aspiring announcers, if you're a total jerk but have an upper class British accent, everyone will find you delightful.
Ahhh, my home city of Seattle! We have rain, Starbucks, more hipsters than Brooklyn, and yes! You can marry a building! In fact, buildings have genders!
Oh yeah, we also have desperate attention-seekers too. So...we're actually a just like everywhere else.