Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.

In case you're looking for wedding entertainment and you have no taste.

Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.

Sometimes I wonder if flashmob proposals aren't more about the people planning them than the actual proposal recipient. OH NO DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?! Shame on me.

Tie some tin cans to that sweet ride.

Editor's Note: Contains foul language.

The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.

You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.