Parental Caution: Explicit Lyrics

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When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

5 Tips to a Long and Happy Marriage

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Stop the internet. Just shut it down, people. This is the best wedding toast I've ever seen.

Lip Dub Lub

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Good news proposal-hopefuls! No need to actually sing anymore, thanks to the magic of headphones!

Coordination Issues

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Submitter butterflyperception pointed out that this is most likely an arranged marriage. While that's troubling in itself, I have to admit my first thought was, "those two are gonna have some really uncoordinated children." Or hey, genes work in mysterious ways. Maybe we're looking at the parents of the next Roger Federer.

Tornado Vows

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These vows brought to you by country music and Jerry Bruckheimer.

Honest to Dog

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Much known fact: dogs are always honest about their feelings towards everyone.

Off-Kilter

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I would personally like to thank the camera person for cropping part of this shot.