Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
This is my husband and I cutting our cake at our wedding on September 30, 2011. You might be able to put a bride in a pretty dress but that doesn't mean she's going to not make stupid faces.
I often find in these circumstances it's best to just blame my allergies. Pollen is a perfect scapegoat for derp.