Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
This is one game of scrabble that won't end with me flipping the board and storming off because SOMEBODY THINKS LATIN WORDS COUNT WHEN THE RULES CLEARLY STATE "NO FOREIGN WORDS."
Nothing says "I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you" better than this gruesome wedding cake!
Bah, who needs ivory?! Give me buttercream!