After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Oh tiny Elvis, you've been alive the whole time!
... And really slumming it. I mean, playing the tops of wedding cakes? You used to play VEGAS!
It's time to light the lights, it's time to get things started on the wedding cake tonight!
Kendra says: "My husband and I met through our VWs, so we had to have mini replicas of them on our cake."
Keri says: "I love Super Mario, my husband loves Godzilla, why not mash them together in a cake?!?"
I WOULD MARRY CAKE TOO IF I COULD.
(Also, bonus points for the visible zoom tool icon in the middle of the sky.)