Bacon buttercream frosting and embedded LED lights? How could a marriage based on such lasting tenets ever fail?
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Melissa says: "My husband and I had a very Harry Potter reception. We had a sorting hat, wands, and place cards of locations in the books!"
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.
Love conquers all!