For the couple that wants the best of both worlds.
SilverWolf84 says: "We purchased this statue at our local comic book store, and made some small changes to fit in with our Fall wedding."
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
Extra bonus, you also don't need icing skills!
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.