There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
This is my husband and I cutting our cake at our wedding on September 30, 2011. You might be able to put a bride in a pretty dress but that doesn't mean she's going to not make stupid faces.
I often find in these circumstances it's best to just blame my allergies. Pollen is a perfect scapegoat for derp.