I hate to break it to you but that cake is very unlikely to last you until death.
This is the cake from our Pastafarian themed wedding; the officiate who performed the ceremony was a pirate.
I hope this doesn't mean that if you have a full head of hair like young Homer here when you get married that you'll end up fat and bald in ten years.
I don't know how your delicate little neck is supporting all that fake hair but kudos!
Lara says: "My hubby was always excited to dine at his favorite burrito shop, but I refused to serve it at the reception, with this one exception."
I don't know if I buy Ash as a ginger, but otherwise this is flawless.
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