Tried to strum a few notes, got frosting everywhere.
... This wouldn't be the first time my musical inclinations ruined a party. :(
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
I hope this doesn't mean that if you have a full head of hair like young Homer here when you get married that you'll end up fat and bald in ten years.
Marrying a Timelord comes with its own set of risks.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!