The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
...and shuttle buses.
That's not just an "I'm bored" yawn, that's a "get me out of here right now" one. I foresee crying within an hour.