I WOULD MARRY CAKE TOO IF I COULD.
(Also, bonus points for the visible zoom tool icon in the middle of the sky.)
My turn to make this joke!
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
On second thought I guess his silhouette isn't really what you want to evoke when you're thinking romance.
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.