These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.
Yet another reason to take the stairs.
I WOULD MARRY CAKE TOO IF I COULD.
(Also, bonus points for the visible zoom tool icon in the middle of the sky.)