On second thought I guess his silhouette isn't really what you want to evoke when you're thinking romance.
"You may now eat the bride's face off."
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
That's not just an "I'm bored" yawn, that's a "get me out of here right now" one. I foresee crying within an hour.