Going Down

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Going Down
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This is where I come from out of nowhere and jam my hand between the doors. Ruining the moment, BUT getting to work on time for once.

Lovemobile

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Lovemobile
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The only problem with a bike taxi at a wedding is the amount of the cyclist-driver's butt you have to see as he tows you along. ... Better just keep making out.

Rainy Day is an Understatement

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Rainy Day is an Understatement
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Better cut that smooch short and get inside before you're up to your ears.

Gettin' Nasty

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Gettin' Nasty
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"You may now eat the bride's face off."