At first glance I was like, THE BUILDING IS FLOODING, "STOP FACE-EATING AND GET OUTTA THERE!!" ... And then I was like, "oh they're under a dock."

Right after the kiss they couldn't resist the urge to just kick all those barrels down. OK, so that's what I would do. But seriously! So tempting.

Composed on the outside, boiling over with passion on the inside.

Aim for the head, that's the only way to stop them.

RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!

Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.

Awwww he has a built-in tuxedo so all he needs is the little bow tie!