These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Romantic moment is ruined by inappropriate bridesmaid dancing.
Romantic moment is ruined made awesomer by inappropriate bridesmaid dancing.
There, I fixed it!
It's nice to always have a place to rest when your feet hurt after dancing in heels all night.
"You may now eat the bride's face off."
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds