Don't be so prudish, Pixar Car! You're Italian. #stereotypes
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
It's nice to always have a place to rest when your feet hurt after dancing in heels all night.
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.