I'm pretty sure that if this pose looks staged and stiff from here it looks just as bad from the front.
Looks like she netted her a good one. I'm not sure about the structural integrity of her net, though...
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!