Maybe they should have used Lana Del Rey's Video Games after the orchestral Mario theme. But on second thought, they wanted a fun wedding, not a downer pout-fest.
Mark and Denise Duffield-Thomas are trying to break the world record for Most Married Couple
If you're going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.
Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
Can't tell if Totoros or penguins...