Live Long and Procreate

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Live Long and Procreate
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Oops I mean, prosper! Well, both, really.

You Bad

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You Bad
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Well, to be honest it's kind of hard to look badass when you've got a birdcage veil on. Nice try though!

Awkward Jokes

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Awkward Jokes
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How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.

A Little Action, A Little Romance

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A Little Action, A Little Romance
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My husband and I found parts of our reception quite dull. Why do couples need to seriously cut a cake? It isn't like cakes are unusual or a particular treat nowadays. So, whateva we said! Let's bring it!

Sure every couple cuts the cake, but not every couple completely eviscerates it! Love your dress by the way!