Hopes Shattered, Dreams Dashed

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the jury is still out over whether or not Ellen is just pulling our leg with this failed proposal that aired on her show this morning. When I watch Ellen I usually expect more lightheartedness and I dunno, kids adorably dancing to Nicki Minaj. Poor guy!

Run, Blockhead!

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Run, Blockhead!
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Why would you choose such terrifying groomsmen?

Starwars free comic book day wedding

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Starwars free comic book day wedding
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we got married on free comic day in a comic shop with star wars characters

Dat...

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Dat ass it good enough to eat, apparently. Hey guys, whatever you're into, it's cool with me. Really.