I really have no idea why this happened, but I went with it.
My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Nothing says romance like greasepaint and tombstones.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What? How did I end up out here in a wedding dress?! I'll just slip this off, grab my booze and be on my merry way into 2012!
"Upon landing she did, in fact, bowl over a couple poor girls whom got in her way."