They don't mean literally.
Or maybe that's just your new husband lifting you with one arm like Hercules-or should I say-HUSBANDULESE? LOL I am so good at wordplay.
The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.
Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!
Looks like somebody's bummed they didn't get a colored sash.
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