Beluga whales, the number one threat to nuptials. Now you know!
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Who's a fancy boy? Huh? Huh? Who's fancy today? You are! Yes you are! smooch noises
Yeaahhh. Sounds just as ridiculous when typed out as when I actually talk to dogs.
Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.
My groom went all Matrix on me trying to get away from cake in the face.
Well obviously he pulled that move on you. After all, he's THE ONE.