Remember the groom who's suing a photography studio to recreate his wedding day because he feels slighted by their original coverage, even though the bride has since divorced him and fled to Latvia? Oh yeah, here comes the justification!
According to the Groomzilla:
It was their failure to deliver after a promise and a handshake" agreement to retouch the photos. How could a business treat a customer this way?
Oh America. The land where you can sue anything you put your mind to. Check out the rest of the story here.
These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!
I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.