Maybe they should have used Lana Del Rey's Video Games after the orchestral Mario theme. But on second thought, they wanted a fun wedding, not a downer pout-fest.
Admit it, you're just gonna go through and write "poot" for ever bubble near a butt.
One last gulp and then you're gonna have to hold it for about four hours.
Faking your own death in an elaborate car crash only to spring up and propose will not garner favor with many ladies. You got reeeeeal lucky, punk.
Feeling fine and fancy free!
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