The Joys of a Litigious Society: Part 2

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The Joys of a Litigious Society: Part 2
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Remember the groom who's suing a photography studio to recreate his wedding day because he feels slighted by their original coverage, even though the bride has since divorced him and fled to Latvia? Oh yeah, here comes the justification!

According to the Groomzilla:

It was their failure to deliver after a promise and a handshake" agreement to retouch the photos. How could a business treat a customer this way?

Oh America. The land where you can sue anything you put your mind to. Check out the rest of the story here.

Please Never Procreate

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Please Never Procreate
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These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.

The Wedding High

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The Wedding High
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If the thrill of the big day doesn't get you high enough, this might help.

King Strut

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King Strut
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Must resist the urge to walk around the office like him all day.