Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
All hell was to break loose until I realized it was my fur-baby keeping everyone at bay.
He/she looks like one tough bodyguard! You are well taken care of at your wedding.
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
Buncle says: "These are my parents on their wedding day, 26 August 1972. They have been married 40 years and my mum still looks the same, dad less so!"