firefighter wedding going for the garter
The groom got what is known as "iced" in which a friend gave him a 24 oz bottle of Smirnoff Ice wrapped in a paper bag in lieu of a wedding gift. Upon opening the bag the groom was forced by bro-law to get down on one knee and guzzle the whole bottle. Suffice it to say that this wedding was epic.
The controversial Archie Comics issue in which gay character Kevin Keller marries his boyfriend has completely sold out. This is despite anti-gay group One Million Moms threatening boycott on Toys 'R' Us if they refused to pull it from shelves. Sorry Moms, but you might want to consider changing your organization's name to "Bigoted Childowners Who Over-Exaggerate Their Numbers." Congratulations Kevin!