If there's no edible version of the trash compactor monster, I'm not interested.
I'd be willing to get stranded on this island, no problem!
Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand
It is a known scientific fact that cuteness protects prehistoric animals from extinction.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
My husband has taken to doing most of the cooking in our house these days. He'd look adorable in this.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.