Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.
If there's no edible version of the trash compactor monster, I'm not interested.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!
Did I ever tell you that you're the Cytosine to my Guanine?
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.