You can't carry your cat around to clean your phone for you everywhere you go, plus, this way you don't get kitty litter all over yourself.
I can finally be my favorite Doctor's companion! I don't want to say which one. That would be rude. Rude and not ginger.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
It is a known scientific fact that cuteness protects prehistoric animals from extinction.
Almost everything you need to make the teeny tiniest cupcakes!
A good looking cake is worth so much on its own. You almost don't want to cut into it for fear of destroying the design. But man! Aren't you glad you did? There are rainbows inside! The world needs to know.
Maybe not the best advice overall in the long run, but here and there, not a bad idea.