If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.
It's only a flesh wound!
Rain doesn't have to bring you down, it can brighten you up!
I don't know if I could resist decorating a blank white tree. Such restraint, such fanaticism!
Your whole arm just got so much cuter it hurts!
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
There can never be enough love for my favorite rainbow-farting pop tart!