He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
It's only a flesh wound!
You're running out of time! Nyan Cat to the rescue!
Maybe not the best advice overall in the long run, but here and there, not a bad idea.
Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand
This is the cutest, geekiest idea for Valentine's Day! Get one with your sweetie!
I bet he'll scare away the bad dreams!