This is the cutest, geekiest idea for Valentine's Day! Get one with your sweetie!
Here, let me serve you.
Sure it's about teaching kids shapes, but maybe I want to review shapes too.
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Baby, make room! I'm about to snuggle all up in that there Totoro.
Such a friendly bun, I can hardly stand to eat him. But I'll try.
I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!