It's a shame you can't eat a scarf, but at least now you have a scarf that looks cute even when you're not wearing it!
This is almost too cute. It shouldn't exist it's so adorable! I mean COME ON!
Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
I don't know if I could resist decorating a blank white tree. Such restraint, such fanaticism!
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.