Here, let me serve you.
I get a little tired of the traditional red and green all over everything this time of year. This is so much more pleasing to the eye. Plus, who wants to eat a blood red cookie?
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
Are you so addicted to Fruit Ninja that you find yourself swiping at your real life fruit with your fingers to cut it in half? We understand.
I'd be taking pictures of myself all the time with this case on my phone just so I could spend more time admiring him.
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!