I don't care how gross and stinky it gets, I'm not eating this cake, it's too beautiful.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
Are you so addicted to Fruit Ninja that you find yourself swiping at your real life fruit with your fingers to cut it in half? We understand.
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!