Oh now that's just not nice, what did Hello Kitty ever do to you?
This cake is like the edible version of an old-fashioned sound-stage musical number filmed with sweeping crane shots.
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Mmmmmm Pythagoras is my favorite flavor!
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
Your whole arm just got so much cuter it hurts!
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.