You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.

I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!

A touch of citrus and a splash of chocolate make a normal birthday cake extra special.

Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!

I don't care how gross and stinky it gets, I'm not eating this cake, it's too beautiful.

Never forget where you learned to read!

I didn't think here was a better way to eat a whole peach than just raw and juicy. But now, NOW! I've found a new favorite way to enjoy the best fruit!