There are easier ways to keep warm than putting your head in an oven.
If there's no edible version of the trash compactor monster, I'm not interested.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
Being American, I've never heard of fairy bread which is evidently an Australian treat. I'm not sure I'd want to eat white bread with margarine and sprinkles but it sure looks adorable!
Take every opportunity to flaunt your love for the classics.
There can never be enough love for my favorite rainbow-farting pop tart!
Here, let me serve you.