Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!
There can never be enough love for my favorite rainbow-farting pop tart!
Did I ever tell you that you're the Cytosine to my Guanine?
Kids also love peeling stickers off of things, right? Who's to say they won't do their darndest to get this off the outlet? Fun to watch them try though, right?
This time, instead of the caterpillar eating through all the foods, you'll be eating through all the caterpillar!
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!