You never know when you'll find yourself suddenly faced with a charity gala fundraiser when you thought you were just heading to the store for Funyuns.
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
Here, let me serve you.
I'd be taking pictures of myself all the time with this case on my phone just so I could spend more time admiring him.