"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
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With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
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Well, time to lock myself in my apartment for the next few days.
I don't know what looks more uncomfortable, the awkward proportions of the characters, or the ass-belt the man is sporting.
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
The dragon's expression is entirely justified, given the giant transparent head rising from the ocean.