I can't stand backseat drivers.
"Adolf Hitler's best science fiction novel?" Probably not the best thing to put on the cover of your book. Just saying.
The Well of Souls appears to be in some sort of insurance office. Never would've guessed that.
"I'm just saying, maybe we should have some safety railing when we're hovering over the field of crystal spikes."
You know what would have made Black Swan better? Space nakedness.
The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."