Yes, the doctor wrote a prescription for chaos, but we clearly have an overdose here.
If Kansas was filled with ice spikes and tentacle monsters, I'd hate it too.
This looks less like a badass sci-fi hero, and more like a guy who tried to cosplay as the badass sci-fi hero at the last minute.
The dancing gods put on one hell of a concert.
I don't know what's more confusing, the dragon coming out of the woman's dress or those awkward hand gestures everyone's making.
"Four legs? What the hell is that?"
"Pink shirt? What the hell is that?
Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.