Let's hope horses are as badass in this series as they are in "Skyrim."
The length of that loincloth isn't fooling anybody, pal.
Looks to be the most awkward moment in all of time and space.
Well, I'm certainly not opening that door.
See that? I guess this is the only place we can read about the scantily clad redhead who teases people about their ears.
Looks like the dragon's getting a little too friendly.
I'm no laser gun expert, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to aim at something. Not just nonchalantly fire in random directions.