"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
Anything you can do... I can turn into the stuff of nightmares?
I can't stand backseat drivers.
"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast."
I was never a huge Monkees fan either, but that's a little harsh.
Is Reepicheep hitting on me? Well, we are at sea I guess.
They've returned with a miniature green Giorgio Tsoukalos.