I can't tell what's more WTF, the cover art, the title, or the fact that somebody thought of this, and somebody else agreed to publish it.
Women may be changing into these strange hairy things, but at least we'll always have maracas.
"I'm just saying, maybe we should have some safety railing when we're hovering over the field of crystal spikes."
I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.
"There's no time to explain! Get on whatever the hell this is!"
Can't tell if the title, or the image is more disgusting.