Even in the future, when amazing and unbelievable stuff is happening right in front of us, we can't stop looking at our phones. Our futuristic corded phones.
"You... you see her too, right?"
"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"
Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?
Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.
There might be too many revelations going on here.
I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."