This looks less like a badass sci-fi hero, and more like a guy who tried to cosplay as the badass sci-fi hero at the last minute.
"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"
Even in the future, when amazing and unbelievable stuff is happening right in front of us, we can't stop looking at our phones. Our futuristic corded phones.
Don't say giant robots have never done anything for us.
Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.
And all women are clones, apparently.
"You're looking at the man who invented 'Theater in the Square.' Nobody has a good seat!"
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