What do you have to teach us today, Mr. Cl-AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
"So... which one's the title?"
Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.
This Book is Full of Spiders is an upcoming sequel to John Dies at the End.
Never before have I been so thankful that a book has won a Hugo award.
Can't tell if trying to get away, or thinks laser gun is really cool.
I think I've had this exact dream.