Anything you can do... I can turn into the stuff of nightmares?
"... Glaucoma. I have glaucoma."
You know you have a bad cover when it looks like it would be more at home in the '70s pr0n section.
See that? I guess this is the only place we can read about the scantily clad redhead who teases people about their ears.
You know, I'm pretty sure there's a special shampoo that'll clear them right up.