...lose our top if we don't retie it?
"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
People don't mind a giant half-head puking all over them if it's rainbow-colored.
Doesn't matter had snu-snu.
"You're looking at the man who invented 'Theater in the Square.' Nobody has a good seat!"
I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.