"Oh, uh... this? The cat did it?"
Today I learned moon people are really bad at holding onto ladders.
Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
Plus what? Man plus fly? Because I'm pretty sure that's already a thing.
There must be a rule that the better/more important a science fiction author you are, the worse the cover art for your books has to be.