And all women are clones, apparently.
A title so awesome even the space cops attack it out of fear.
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
"If we all just ignore it, maybe it'll go away."
To commemorate the release of John Scalzi's new book Redshirts, Jonathan Coulton wrote a song about the plight of the expendable characters.
Redshirts came out last week, and it's amazing. Seriously, go pick it up if you haven't already.
So hot it burns even in the vacuum of space.