Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.
There isn't one part of this cover, including the title, that doesn't make me uncomfortable.
You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.
"Oh, uh... this? The cat did it?"
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."
I don't want to live in this universe anymore.