"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.
So hot it burns even in the vacuum of space.
So Sheen is the giant rat? Accurate.
Don't mess with us. We have an ugly swan thing.
"Ha, I fooled you all! What you thought was my fist was actually a piece of cardboard the entire time! Ha ha ha ha!"
The sticker placement gives the cover art an uncomfortable new meaning. Of course any meaning at all is an improvement.
Can't tell if trying to get away, or thinks laser gun is really cool.