My one weakness! Being buried in sand!
"It's mine! I won this goldfish from the carnival and no one's gonna take it away from me!"
The battle goes on so long we have to start enlisting fetuses and animals?
Robot opera is so bad you don't think about getting dressed. You just run.
This looks less like a badass sci-fi hero, and more like a guy who tried to cosplay as the badass sci-fi hero at the last minute.
"It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men!"
I think there's something wrong with the hen.